Return flight training saved my ass!!

Driving to work last night I was thinking " Wow I'm going to have a pretty boring Blog report tomorrow my week was pretty repetitive ": Wake up , walk and /or work out on heavy bag. ( My new UFC heavy bag and UFC MMA gloves) do household chores and run errands , nap, go do show (still only having one to two drinks per night, )

Little did I know this good but mundane week was about to take a crazy turn! Got to my show,set-up, performed for an awesome crowd (mostly. as you'll see) made lots of money. Packed up,got paid and went to leave , As i put my hand over the backside of the passenger seat to look back and back out of my spot i noticed what had happened.



I noticed my bird cage was gone from my back seat!!!! I went to the stage, stopped the band ,got on the mic and made the announcement, " Somebody stole my 5 doves out of truck, if anybody saw any please let me know!! (possibly a couple other words LOL) then a property search ensued , i called 911 and i set a block at the exit to search all vehicles on their way out, with no luck there i took another walk around the property and notice a couple sitting alone out on the beach but in view of my truck . I went and ask if they had seen anything and in broken English the replied, "I see lady run with gray box over to water and throw white in air" SHOW ME WHERE!!!! . He walked me over to my now empty bird cage sitting ocean side!. Some drunk B*TCH thought she'd free these poor doves.



Well these birds are home breed and hand fed and trained by ME. they rely on me and could not survive in the wild. So what she had actually done was set up a morning buffet for the Osprey and Hawks. they would be dead at sunrise! I had a team of fans with flashlights helping me search i spotted one in a mangrove tree and got him right away, soon i saw and retrieved another, one of my helpers scored another one just as someone else around the corner yelled" I see another one, I went and got that one. Still one missing, the Cops show up and we all search for like an hour with no luck. I said i bet he's sitting out on the edge of this Mangrove , hanging over the water where we cant see, So i went to the bar , found somebody with a boat and cruised out there, Sure enough there was my fifth bird sitting in the tree. HE pulled the boat right up to the tree and i got him!!!! ALL 5 BIRDS RECOVERED SAFELY.

LUCKY for me i train my birds to "return flight" to me in case they do get away from me in a show (all my shows are outside and my birds are full winged.) So when she tossed them one by one out over the windy ocean each one turned and flew back, not be able to find me, they landed in trees and waited for me to come get them!!!

That stupid "ANIMAL LOVER" almost killed all my birds which would have put me out of work for months!!! Karma is a bitch and i hope she gets hers in the end, ... the rear end!!!!!!!!!!